Today was hilarious because we had the “safe sex” talk in school and my school nurse brings in a box full of condoms and a bunch of bananas and everybody is giggling and stuff and the nurse starts asking us questions about sex and I know the answers to basically all of them (but I stay quiet) and when it comes time to break out the condoms and bananas I know how to put it on because FANFICTION SMUT.
it’s sometimes alarming how tumblr has educated me.
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